Heh heh... soooo, yeah.... we haven't posted in a really long time. So sorry. We hope that y'all continue to follow us on the lemon blog... even if never post...............................................
But both my comrade, Maeva, and I wish you a very happy summer season filled with as little mayonnaise pudding as possible, (It really does not taste good at all) and as many smiles as possible.
Happy Living! -Clementine
Welcome to The Lemon Blog--a place for all things funny and random and related to lemons.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Citrus Titanic
Hey peoples!!
Apologies for the lack of posting. We have only just begun to venture into the magical world of blogging and the Lemon Blog is still in infancy.
However--
I would like to share with you all our beautiful reenactment of the movie TITANIC, done with citrus fruits. (You might be aware that Titanic is coming back to theaters in a few days for the anniversary. Yay! But remember how horrible a tragedy the sinking of the ship Titanic was. Here is a moment of silence for the people who lost their lives--
Okay. And also would like to note, because my comrade Clementine is so particular about this, is that it is not The Titanic. It is just Titanic. Both the ship and the movie title. TITANIC. Got it?)
And now presenting....
~TITANIC~
A version of the epic masterpiece performed in citrus fruits. Try not to sob uncontrollably for the majority of the film. But most likely you will.
Also, I, Maeva, am providing a script of what exactly we are saying throughout as it is sometimes slightly hard to make out.
Clementine: The Titanic was setting off on its maiden voyage in April of 1912.
[Giggles heard off camera.]
Clementine: Doo doo doo doo doo....
[Trying to sing the theme of Titanic.]
Clementine: You're not recording it? Why are you recording it?
[More giggles.]
Maeva: Sing it!
Maeva: Oh no! An iceberg!
Maeva and Clementine (in unison): Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Maeva: It's all okay! It's not going to sink...it's unsinkable!
[Pieces of wood fall onto frozen surface ofpool Atlantic Ocean.]
Maeva: What was that?
[Giggles.]
Clementine: Oh my gosh.
Maeva: Make it start sinking!
[More giggles.]
Clementine: Doo doo doo--
[Sings theme. More giggles.]
Maeva: Oh nooo! JACK!
Clementine: Oh shoot, it was bow first...doo doo doo doo dooo!!!
[Continues to sing theme. Giggles off-camera.]
Maeva: It's taking too long....!
[Giggles and theme-singing.]
Maeva: Oh someone save me! (?) (Unintelligable.)
Maeva: Noo!
[Giggles giggles giggles giggles.]
Maeva: That's not the right way!
[Giggles and giggles and giggles...]
Clementine: COME ON!
[Giggles.]
Clementine: Why won't it sink?!
[More giggles...]
Clementine: But too much water was getting in, and...Noo!!!
Maeva: (Laughing) Oh no, Jack! Get onto a piece of wood!
[Giggles.]
Maeva: How come it's not sinking yet?!
Clementine: BLAHAHAHHH!
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Clementine: Actually she did go under so it--
Maeva: OH NOOO SHE NEEDS TO COME BACK UP OH NO SEE JACK IS GONNA DIE!
Both: Oh NOOOO oh noooooo....(Unintelligible.) Ahhahahahhahhaha!
Clementine: Why won't he GET OUT OF THE SHIP?!?
Maeva: (Laughing) Oh come on! Alright put them on a piece of wood--Ahhhh nooo!
Clementine: Rose and Jack tried to get to safety on a piece of wood--but, alas. It was only big enough for--for ROSE. And Jack...sat on the edge. While Rose nearly froze.
[Giggling off-camera.]
Clementine: Luckily---I mean unfortunately! Jack was not so lucky.
Maeva: (Laughing and sitting on the ground.) AHaahhahahhahaha.
Clementine: (Unintelligable)--Along with ALL the REST.
~fin~
Apologies for the lack of posting. We have only just begun to venture into the magical world of blogging and the Lemon Blog is still in infancy.
However--
I would like to share with you all our beautiful reenactment of the movie TITANIC, done with citrus fruits. (You might be aware that Titanic is coming back to theaters in a few days for the anniversary. Yay! But remember how horrible a tragedy the sinking of the ship Titanic was. Here is a moment of silence for the people who lost their lives--
Okay. And also would like to note, because my comrade Clementine is so particular about this, is that it is not The Titanic. It is just Titanic. Both the ship and the movie title. TITANIC. Got it?)
And now presenting....
~TITANIC~
A version of the epic masterpiece performed in citrus fruits. Try not to sob uncontrollably for the majority of the film. But most likely you will.
Also, I, Maeva, am providing a script of what exactly we are saying throughout as it is sometimes slightly hard to make out.
Clementine: The Titanic was setting off on its maiden voyage in April of 1912.
[Giggles heard off camera.]
Clementine: Doo doo doo doo doo....
[Trying to sing the theme of Titanic.]
Clementine: You're not recording it? Why are you recording it?
[More giggles.]
Maeva: Sing it!
Maeva: Oh no! An iceberg!
Maeva and Clementine (in unison): Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Maeva: It's all okay! It's not going to sink...it's unsinkable!
[Pieces of wood fall onto frozen surface of
Maeva: What was that?
[Giggles.]
Clementine: Oh my gosh.
Maeva: Make it start sinking!
[More giggles.]
Clementine: Doo doo doo--
[Sings theme. More giggles.]
Maeva: Oh nooo! JACK!
Clementine: Oh shoot, it was bow first...doo doo doo doo dooo!!!
[Continues to sing theme. Giggles off-camera.]
Maeva: It's taking too long....!
[Giggles and theme-singing.]
Maeva: Oh someone save me! (?) (Unintelligable.)
Maeva: Noo!
[Giggles giggles giggles giggles.]
Maeva: That's not the right way!
[Giggles and giggles and giggles...]
Clementine: COME ON!
[Giggles.]
Clementine: Why won't it sink?!
[More giggles...]
Clementine: But too much water was getting in, and...Noo!!!
Maeva: (Laughing) Oh no, Jack! Get onto a piece of wood!
[Giggles.]
Maeva: How come it's not sinking yet?!
Clementine: BLAHAHAHHH!
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Clementine: Actually she did go under so it--
Maeva: OH NOOO SHE NEEDS TO COME BACK UP OH NO SEE JACK IS GONNA DIE!
Both: Oh NOOOO oh noooooo....(Unintelligible.) Ahhahahahhahhaha!
Clementine: Why won't he GET OUT OF THE SHIP?!?
Maeva: (Laughing) Oh come on! Alright put them on a piece of wood--Ahhhh nooo!
Clementine: Rose and Jack tried to get to safety on a piece of wood--but, alas. It was only big enough for--for ROSE. And Jack...sat on the edge. While Rose nearly froze.
[Giggling off-camera.]
Clementine: Luckily---I mean unfortunately! Jack was not so lucky.
Maeva: (Laughing and sitting on the ground.) AHaahhahahhahaha.
Clementine: (Unintelligable)--Along with ALL the REST.
~fin~
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
THE MANY ADVENTURES OF CITRUS FRUITS
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| In a tree! |
 |
| Still in a tree |
 |
| Lime has skills |
 |
| Demented orange |
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| Nooo! Don't sink! |
 |
| Yes! A boat! |
 |
| And now demented orange is here too |
While following around and photographing these citruses we also narrated a performance of Titanic (Titanic was the boat a picture or two ago.) Maybe sometime we'll post it.....it was really quite spectacular!
Cheers!
-M A E V A
Latest News From The Lemon Blog...
Hi, this is Clementine again, and I am dropping in to say...
HELLO!
...and also that Maeva and I have been working on a new project for
THE LEMON BLOG!
Just today, we were drawing faces on limes, an orange, and also a piece of a shriveled up old lemon. We hope to post the pictures we take very soon so you can see them.
We hope that you guys don't lose interest in the Lemon Blog, because it is awesome and it will just be getting cooler! Remember...
YAY FOR LEMONS!
HELLO!
...and also that Maeva and I have been working on a new project for
THE LEMON BLOG!
Just today, we were drawing faces on limes, an orange, and also a piece of a shriveled up old lemon. We hope to post the pictures we take very soon so you can see them.
We hope that you guys don't lose interest in the Lemon Blog, because it is awesome and it will just be getting cooler! Remember...
YAY FOR LEMONS!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Okay.
So.
I know I have been saying "The Lemon Blog is COMING SOON!" for some time now.
But..................
Now my comrade Clementine and I have some plans regarding some posts to make.....(Soon! They involve fruits and sharpie markers!)
so yay! The Lemon Blog actually is coming soon!
CHEERS,
~M~A~E~V~A~!
I know I have been saying "The Lemon Blog is COMING SOON!" for some time now.
But..................
Now my comrade Clementine and I have some plans regarding some posts to make.....(Soon! They involve fruits and sharpie markers!)
so yay! The Lemon Blog actually is coming soon!
CHEERS,
~M~A~E~V~A~!
Friday, January 27, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Two blogs to look at
Hello faithful viewers of the not-yet-Lemon-Blog!!
Here are some links for some art blogs I know of:
http://www.popcorncadence.blogspot.com/
and
http://amherstawc.blogspot.com/
Take a look!
YOURS FOR AS LONG AS THERE ARE APPLES IN BIG BOXES AND LEMON HATS,
Maeva
(Don't ask.)
Here are some links for some art blogs I know of:
http://www.popcorncadence.blogspot.com/
and
http://amherstawc.blogspot.com/
Take a look!
YOURS FOR AS LONG AS THERE ARE APPLES IN BIG BOXES AND LEMON HATS,
Maeva
(Don't ask.)
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Hi! I'm Clementine, Maeva's comrade.
YAY! Maeva told me to write something, so...
SOMETHING
Haha...spaceship!
SOMETHING
Haha...spaceship!
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Here is a picture of a lemon
so that ya'll don't get bored waiting for
THE
LEMON
BLOG!
Believe me! It's coming sooooon...........
- MAEVA
THE
LEMON
BLOG!
Believe me! It's coming sooooon...........
- MAEVA
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